therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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