Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Ketchup is God's man juice
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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