My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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