i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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