You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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