Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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