i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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