it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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