Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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