North Korea, Best Korea!
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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