dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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