are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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