blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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