I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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