drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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