We won't sleep together?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
This is my gift to your gina
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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