I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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