When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
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