Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You took a bar mat shot.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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