I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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