last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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