I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
