Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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