Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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