so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
