We won't sleep together?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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