i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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