So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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