well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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