How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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