ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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