I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I want to make a zoo with you.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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