we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You made out with two different species that night
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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