even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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