Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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