did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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