is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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