The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I've blown a few things in my day
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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