I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
