her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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