"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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