fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
