I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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