I cockslap morals
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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