Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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