have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
