apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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