she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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