PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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