Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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